9:13 p.m. - We love how they remind us for five minutes about how much money they are making off hocking the songs on
iTunes. (They say iTunes can’t show how many are being sold for fear it would skew the votes.) We downloaded two of
David Cook’s live performances, only to then remember that the songs are like 30 seconds long! What a waste! (Well, actually, we keep repeating it over and over — we’re getting our money’s worth, dammit!)
9:16 p.m. - “And there’s a ‘whole lot’ on the line tonight!” Ryan Seacrest (har har) chimes.
Cheesy Chikezie is up. He looks totally nervous. He even points to the stools. He is in the bottom three.
And it was no shock to him.
9:18 p.m. - Brooke White isn’t in the bottom three. Those Whiteheads can’t get enough of her.
9:19 p.m. - Carly Smithson is our favorite. Overly concerned with her plump appearnace, she was wearing the wonderful secret-to-stick-thiness Spanx last night. Is that why she sucked? And the news reports said she was pregnant. She is not. She’s safe, also.
9:25 p.m. - Um, something is going on with our cable because it keeps repeating the same frames over and over again. Now it just blacked out. Oh no!!!!
9:26 p.m. - Hmm … we didn’t know
Chris Cornell had a version of “Billie Jean”. That makes sense as to why it rocked. Watch/listen to Cornell’s version below.
9:32 p.m. - OK, we’re back in business. Oh, was that
Constantine? LOL. We once had a secret crush on him!
9:33 p.m. - Someone calls to ask Cheesy if he is single. He says he’s
“very very single.” Ehhhh… we are starting to *really* not like
David Archuleta.
9:34 p.m. - Brooke wants to do a duet with
John Mayer. Typical. A 13-year-old calls in and asks if
Simon Cowell thinks he’s the most attractive person on the show. He seems to be the most sane — and sanity is pretty attractive to us!
9:36 p.m. - Kimberly Locke from season 2 shows us her restaurant and why she isn’t sticking to just singing. Why do these people choose the worst songs?
Jessica Simpson could write better stuff unassisted. At least she got a little dazzled up for this event.
9:51 p.m. - Ramiele Malubay is safe? Jeez.
9:52 p.m. - Jason Castro and
Kristy Lee Cook … she is
safe!
Urgh.
9:52 p.m. - Bottom three of
Syesha Mercado, Jason and Cheesy. We say Cheesy will leave.
9:53 p.m. - Jason is safe. Syesha is safe. Cheesy goes bye-bye! This only seems natural. And
boring.
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But Id rather do that then Loose you and our amazing friendship…
Forever,
Daisy
It was only last month when Mandy Lynn appeared in Playboy’s back-of-book Grapevine that reminded us how good she looks — no matter how much skin she shows!
See the 
OK, so the countdown begins to the season finale of Flavor of Love 3!! I am a bit ecstatic about this. (Mostly because I am really sick of these tramps!)
So this week’s episode is a bit of a flashback when Charm School winner Saaphyri and Buckwild (both previously on Flavor of Love 2) come back to the house to help execute the calendar girl challenge. This shoot is very amateur and very gag-worthy. Yet in true Flav style, we watch, and we appreciate what American traditions are really all about — booty shorts and wacky weaves!
The shoot goes in typical FOL fashion — full of the banter and the usual bickering of the broads. The Muppet twins are arguing, Shy stinkin’ it up with her dragon breath, and of course, little Prancer and Seezinz trying to claim every month. The other girls are hating on Prancer and Seezinz (sorry chicas … these girls are just a little more photogenic!).
The guest judges, the FOL2 gals, decide that Prancer and Seezinz should win the calendar girl challenge because they have the sexiest shoots and honestly don’t make the shoot look all that cheesy. Hotlanta reminds us of her struggles with single motherhood and the stripping life. Of course one of the Muppet twins overhears Hotlanta telling a friend via phone to get money from Jerry (is this same Jerry who fathered her children??). Hmm…
Meanwhile, Prancer and Seezinz, dressed in sexy leotards and all, get ready for their hot date. Seezinz decides to step up her game and jumps on Flav in the limo, while Prancer pukes a bit in her mouth along with the rest of America.
The leotard mystery is solved. Flav takes the girls out for a day of hanging, circus-style. This gets Seezinz all hot and bothered, and another repeat make-out session occurs this time, ringside at the circus.
While Flav’s away, Shy decides to correct the dragon breath lingering in her mouth by visiting the dentist but is soon disappointed to learn that her breath is more than she can muster. Lots of procedures, involving deep cleaning, extractions, root canals, oh my!!! Shy decides that she will try another less painful and cheaper method known as a lifesaver necklace. I am starting to want to get in on sniffing the breath … is it truly that bad??
Flav soon learns about Hotlanta’s words about Jerry. What else is Flav to do but to confront Hotlanta … and nothing really is resolved. But we are left guessing that she will be the next lady to exit the house. Flav is not looking for a gold digger this time around!
So the girls decide to slip on their pjs and say goodbye to the next girl. Who will it be? Stink breath … arrivederci, Shy!
And then a bit of a twist!! Sapphryi and Buckwild brings in the hot, sexy girls … 4 more girls to live in the house and compete for Flav! Things are getting very, very interesting.
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In the April 7 issue of In Touch, Kristy Joe Muller dishes about Bret Michaels’ golden locks — are the bald rumors true? Are those gold locks just a wicked weave?
Furthermore, she drops a HUGE bomb. The Playboy goddess says, “I will probably always have feelings for Bret.”
Does this mean she’s gonna bring her back??!?!?! Will there be a triumphant return of Kristy Joe!?!? We certainly hope so!
Today we had a chance to speak with the one and only Pumkin! The Flavor of Love fan favorite got us somewhat caught up on what she has been up to since Flavor of Love and Charm School.