Herpes and pigs’ feet … now
this is quality TV, people! And in case you are lucky enough to miss the ghetto fabulousness of
Flavor of Love 3, here is yet another brief recap on Monday night’s episode.
Flav’s gals put their comical skills to the test when they must divide into dos teams and roast their fellow ho (oops!) house-mates. All hell breaks loose when the girls decide to roast reformed stripper and proud momma of three
HOTLANTA! The first roasters surely got the crowd laughing and hollering with the remarks about Hotlanta’s multiple baby daddies and the proclaimed herp on the lip.
Aside from that, I must reflect on the
Muppet twins, and their annoyance to mankind. Seriously, why can’t Flav kick these McNasties out already? Team 2 decided to give loud, annoying,
Farrah Fawcett wannabe
Shy a taste of the roasting. And failed miserably, well except for
BeeEx. She was on fire but the rest of the team — not so funny.
The roasters claim Shy has some funky breath though. Hmm. Will the truth prevail? Alas, it’s time to pick the crowd favorite and, of course, it’s Team 1 with the roasting of the herp-lipped stripper. So Flav decides to take out transvestite Shy, who he believed delivered the best jokes.
Together they have a romantic getaway to the aquarium; where they swim with the sharks (Flav is quite the adventurous type!) and have a charming dinner amongst the creatures of the sea. The truth is revealed when Flav takes a whiff of Shy’s dragon breath and almost
BARFS! Halitosis, anyone?
The next day Flav treats Team 1 to a day at the water park — complete with swim caps and all. How sweet! While the ladies and Flav are getting their tans on, poor old Hotlanta gets a visit by the doctor and a shot on the herp, or whatever the thing on her lip might be.
Flav doesn’t fuck around this season; he doesn’t do bumps so he is getting to the bottom of this. Hmm.. What else to mention? Oh the beloved pig’s feet! So the Muppet Twins entice Flav to a bubble bath. While they are canoodling in the tub, old girl
Grayvee is banging on the door with, what else, but pigs’ Feet. She chases Flav around the room, begging him to try the feet!
Lady, give it up!! This ain’t Green Acres. So, at elimination time, Hotlanta is deemed herp-free but acne laden, and Flav tosses pigs’ feet lover out the door! Peace out!
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Katie LuRusso
Image courtesy of VH1.
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