9:08 p.m. - Of course
Michael Johns is safe!! And
David Archuleta! And
Carly Smithson.
9:20 p.m. - It’s tricky! Yay, this song is awesome! And it’s funny to see these dorky fools try and act tough! Yo.
9:22 p.m. - Yes,
David Cook did make an emergency room appearance after yesterday’s show — but he looks
fine (as in
HOTTT)! And he is as safe as they get. Sit down, you sk8ter boi!
9:23 p.m. - What the heck is
Ramiele Malubay is wearing? She looks like she went garage-sale shopping before the show.
An outfit like that deserves to be in the bottom three!!
9:28 p.m. - Kristy Lee Cook is in the bottom three. Maybe she will finally go home, where she belongs!
9:29 p.m. - NOoooOOooOoO, not
Bucky! I hate this scruffy dippidy doo soooo much.
Urgh. He looks *much* better though — a little more furry (in a tamed sense).
9:31 p.m. - NooOOOooo not
Bo Bice!!!!
Urgh, we this long-haired, tie-dye wearing donkey show, too!!
Awww, but he had surgery.
Urgh, but we still despise his music!!!!!
9:34 p.m. - It’s between
Jason Castro and
Brooke White. Look at
Randy Jackson sitting there in his his “edgy” skull shirt. Dog. Heh, Brooke is in bottom three. She is probably shocked. She is also probably incredibly self-absorbed.
9:36 p.m. - Simon Cowell thinks the bottom three is “absolutely right.”
9:36 p.m. - We love how Randy tries to be clever and says, “So this show is just about fashion and not about singing, right?”
Dog, YOU ARE WEARING A SKULL SHIRT!!!! There is some sort of universal law that says skull shirts and Randy Jackson must be mutually exclusive at all times. Never shall the twain meet. That is, until tonight.
Le sigh.
9:45 p.m. - Dolly Parton sounds like crap. Oh my! This song is retarded. Horribly evangelical. We hope they get someone better for next week!! Or wait, is next week that star-soaked fundraiser?
9:49 p.m. - Awww, Dolly is sooo cute and sweet though. We feel bad for dissing her. (But that song seriously should have never left the walls of Dollywood.) What we can’t decide is,
who is more plastic — Paula or Dolly?
9:55 p.m. - OMG how much do we hate Brooke White? Let us count the ways:
1. Fake
2. Ass
3. Bitch
9:58 p.m. - Ramiele gives a weepy goodbye encore. Justice has been served. G’night!
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