This sweet message was posted to Ambre’s MySpace page today:
Sunday, April 06, 2008The truth…
Category: Movies, TV, CelebritiesOk I never write blogs because I like for you guys to enjoy the show and believe in the experience. However, I need to set the record straight because all of you know that I’m an HONEST, down-to-earth person. So, when I’m portrayed as a liar I just can’t let people believe that. I never lied to Bret about my age. If you look at the playback with our date with Sateesh, you will see that I never tell Bret my age. My voice is dubbed over. If I HAD ever discussed my age with Bret, I assure you there would have been footage of me actually TELLING him my age. So, there you have it. I was portrayed as a liar when I never was….I was always truthful with Bret and I will always be true to myself. That is why I felt very strongly about disclosing this information. Feel free to rewatch the footage and you will see what I’m talking about.Also, listen, I am an actress and I signed up for this. I signed up for the drama, the editing and I knew things would or could be twisted. I get it. It’s a great TV show and there is not a lot of drama with me so ok, they had to create drama….that’s fine. But, I don’t agree with being portrayed as a liar. I just have a huge problem with that.So, I hope you guys understand where I’m coming from. I hope you continue to watch the show because well there is only 1 more episode!!! Can you believe it?!?! I guarantee I will be writing a blog after the finale airs to give my views on the show and what really happened.Thanks for all of the love and support!!!! I love each and every one of you with all my heart!!XoxoAmbrePS—Although this is a TV show, I want to say that no matter how they edit things and make things look, you can’t edit my feelings. What you see is what you get with my heart.Photo courtesy of Ambre’s MySpace
The final three return to the Rock of Love mansion to find they have a lot of space to work with — and a lot of work to do. Bret makes the girls scrub the toilets and clean the floors. Before they know it, Ambre’s dad walks through the door. Then Destiney’s parents. Then Daisy’s …
Ex-boyfriend’s sister?video.vh1.comvideo.vh1.comBret finds this strange and is suspicious again that Daisy and Charles are still very much in love. What is strange to us is that Bret ISN’T SPORTING A BANDANA!?!?! Nor a COWBOY HAT!!!
Yes, we finally see his golden locks and all its glory. No alopecia here! Now, there’s no telling whether or not the 44-year-old has hair plugs, but it looks real enough to us. He actually appears more attractive without his head gear. (Although, remember that good make-up and lighting go a loooooong way!!)
We discover Daisy hasn’t seen her dad since she was 17 or her mother since she was 20. Daisy definitely has the who’s-my-daddy complex. Maybe her neediness is enough to make Bret feel truly loved and wanted.
Bret describes Destiney’s parents as “biker hippie-ish” and then finds out that Tommy, her father, has liver cancer. And he only has six months to live. This is a shock to everyone. Why is Destiney hanging out on the set of a reality TV show when her father is dying? You’d think she’d be spending as much time with him?!? This reveals how self-centered the black haired porn actress really can be.
In another shocking revelation, we learn Ambre is 37 — not 32. She lied to Bret about her age. Therefore, it’s only logical that he suspects she fibbed about other things.
Bret shows the families a live version of a Poison performance in St. Louis, and Destiney behaves like a liquored up groupie: She humps the floor with her tatas hanging out; she dances around like a total asshole. Utterly pathetic!
Bret takes the girls and the fam each on special dates:
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1. Daisy + Stephanie + Rainbow = Bret grilling them both about Charles
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2. Destiney + parents + tattoo parlor = Rock of Love logo forever imprinted on the back of her neck
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3. Ambre + daddy + sushi = Awkward explanation as to why this beeyotch is a fake lying hobag
And then the inevitable … elimination.
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Bret walks in without even knowing whom he will eliminate. Daisy and Ambre feed Destiney to the wolves. She’s not “in love” with Bret as much as the two others, they assert. So her tour ends. As does the reign of her hillbilly, whiny-ass comments.
video.vh1.comNext week: The last two standing go to Cancun, and Daisy wins! (Because, do you really think Bret’s gonna pick Ambre?!?! Like, no effin way!)