Rock of Love 2 Reunion Show: Bret and Ambre Still Dating, Daisy and Heather Still Feuding
It’s so funny how soon we forget all these skanks. Who? Who? Angelique! Yay! Who? Who? Kristy Joe! Yay! Who? Megan! Yay! Daisy! Yay!
We see that dude, Riki, is now the host or something. Are we just s’pose to know who he is? Because we don’t remember him (just like 85 percent of the Rock of Love 2 contestants).
“I love Bret Michaels!” someone screams like the exorcist as Mr. Badass himself enters the room in a big cloud of machine-produced smoke.
Riki brings up the SNL skit, and Peyton attempts to explain why they portrayed her in such a way. She then yells: “FACE TIME!” She really didn’t say this on the show, though it certainly seemed like she did!
They start off with Angelique Morgan / Frenchy clips … and OMG! We nearly forgot how fall-off-the-couch funny she made the show. VH1 has definitely found a reality treasure chest with her exhibitionist ways. “I’m sorry, but I cannot keep my clothes on!!” she says to the burlesque dancer.
After seeing all the trash Aubry talked about her, she throws some poo back: “You look like rat on crack!” Aubry tried to get back at Angelique by calling her a she-male!!! Well, ain’t that the pot calling the kettle black?
Ms. Morgan has also stopped dancing (read: stripping) for the time being because “people just want to hang out now” and performs her last dance by mounting Bret.
Image courtesy of VH1.
