I think I’m going to start a new feature here called Eye Candy Sunday! Partly because I’m lazy but mostly because is there really a better way to end a weekend and prepare for the coming week then drooling over a hot girl? I thought not.
Megan Fox is first up in this new feature and I have to say, she’ll be a tough one to surpass. She won our… ummm… hearts?… in Transformers (her only movie fyi) and has become an eye candy favorite in short order. Enjoy!
A latex-clad Nicole Scherzinger showed up at the Vodafone Live Music Awards in London looking more like a Dominatrix than the singer of the Pussycat Dolls. I personally can’t praise her enough for it! I mean really, take note ladies, women should really wear latex more often. It is comfortable, slimming, oh ya and it’s hella sexy! More please!
Criticized by judges for her cutesy look and lack of modeling knowledge, Brittany became the third runway-wannabe eliminated from America’s Next Top Model on Wednesday evening’s broadcast.
Now I’m sorry, but this show cracks me up. I don’t know why the majority of people watch it, but for me, I just like to laugh at how stupid and full of themselves these girls are.
“I want you to go home and buy every single high fashion magazine. Not the American ones, the European ones,” Tyra told the 19-year-old customer service rep from Henderson, NV after revealing that she would be leaving the competition. “I want you to study them and really immerse yourself in fashion and practice every single thing that they do because it’s there. We see it. It’s just not being reflected.”
“I didn’t come here knowing everything, I came her and I’m learning and now I’ve got to take everything that I’ve learned and begin applying it,” said Brittany, teary-eyed and somber following her dismissal. “I’m not fading away. I’m too bright a star to just fade away.”
That last line is my favorite: “I’m not fading away. I’m too bright a star to just fade away.” translation… “My daddy has told me I was special since I was 4 years old and since I spent all my time being pretty and not learning anything in school I can’t just fade away!”
But hey, eye candy is eye candy……
We’ve been having a lot of marriage talk here lately, but I thought this was definitely worth a post. In a classy ceremony this week, 71 year old George Takei aka Sulu from StarTrek married his partner of the last 21 years, Brad Altman. In attendance were former co-stars Nichelle Nicole and Walter Koenig.
The Washington Post Reports:
The couple, both clad in white dinner jackets with black pants, made a grand entrance to the tune of “One Singular Sensation” from the Broadway musical “A Chorus Line.” They stepped into a circle of yellow roses and lilies, where they shared a traditional Japanese tea ceremony and were wed by a Buddhist priest.
As a Star Trek junkie and advocate of gay rights, I send out a sincere congrats to the couple and (you knew it was coming) may they “Live Long and Prosper!”
It probably comes as no shock that I’m not for McCain in the upcoming election, but I do admire the way that Sarah Palin has taken the recent impersonations of her on Saturday Night Live. I’ve always thought that anyone should be honored to be important enough for the show to take notice. And everyone has their quaky sides… after all if you can’t laugh at yourself, how can you laugh at stripping all life from the Alaskan wilderness so your husbands oil company can gain drilling rights make millions and give you a new gold plated hot hub for your birthday?
As Reported by Access HollyWood:
In a war of words reminiscent of Vice President Dan Quayle taking on television character Murphy Brown in the 1992 presidential election, John McCain’s camp is slamming Tina Fey’s impersonation of Governor Sarah Palin on “Saturday Night Live,” while Cindy McCain is calling out the ladies of “The View.”
“SNL” had its highest rated season premiere since 2002, but some members of the McCain campaign were not laughing with the millions of viewers tuning in to see “30 Rock” star and “SNL” alum Tina Fey portray Sarah Palin alongside Amy Poehler, who did her Sen. Hillary Clinton impression.
“The portrait was very dismissive of the substance of Sarah Palin, and so in that sense, they were defining Hillary Clinton as very substantive, and Sarah Palin as totally superficial,” McCain advisor Carly Fiorina told MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell on Monday. “I think that continues the line of argument that is disrespectful in the extreme, and yes I would say sexist.”
The Fey/Poehler sketch satirized such topics as Palin’s religious beliefs and foreign policy.
“Just because Sarah Palin has different views than Hillary Clinton does not mean that she lacks substance. She has a lot of substance,” Fiorina said.
Palin, on the other hand, found the sketch amusing, according to her spokesperson. The governor and the press corps watched the sketch in the back of her plane, laughing at Tina and Amy’s satirical take on the two politicians.
“She thought it was quite funny, particularly because she once dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween,” Palin spokesperson Tracey Schmitt told CBS.
And the lashings from the McCain camp didn’t just stop with Tina Fey — Cindy McCain also called out the ladies of “The View” after their appearance on the daytime talk show last week.
“In spite of what you see in the newspapers, and on shows like ‘The View’ — I don’t know if any of you saw ‘The View’ yesterday, they picked our bones clean — in spite of what you see, that’s not what the American people are saying and what they are believing,” Cindy McCain said at the 119th annual Oakland County Republican Party’s Lincoln Day Dinner, Saturday night in Michigan, according to ABC News’ Arnab Datta.
Cindy McCain might have left “The View” feeling attacked, but the daytime gabbers have a fan in former co-host Rosie O’Donnell, who thought Barbara Walter’s handling of the McCains was superb.
“I thought she rocked,” Rosie wrote of Barbara on her Web site.
Personally, I’m waiting for the Sarah Palin Celebrity Sex Tape. err no.. wait. ya. wait.
Well it looks like yet another “almost” celebrity is getting married. Jennifer Hudson announced her plans to marry (of all people) Punk. They apparently felt the need to keep their relationship a secret until now, not exactly sure why, but whatever. They have been dating for less than a year. I wonder if they will keep their divorce in two years a secret as well? Somehow I doubt it, after all, publicity is publicity! Best of luck to them!
As Reported by VH1:
It’s official. A rep for the Oscar-winning singer and actress Jennifer Hudson told People that she’s marrying I Love New York 2 cast-away Punk. The couple, who have kept their relationship as quiet as possible, got engaged Friday night on Hudson’s 27th birthday. Hudson and Punk — i.e., David Otunga (guess he just outgrew his nickname) — have been together for less than a year.
In an interview with the VH1 Blog, David was open about falling in love with New York during last year’s show, and we can’t help see irony in the fact that he’s now marrying a woman that has Dreamgirls under her belt and a new movie (The Secret Life of Bees) opening next month while New York is hussling to land a semi-respectable Hollywood gig.
Last year, we saw Punk on reality TV squirting whip cream on his bare chest in an attempt to turn on VH1’s H.B.I.C. This year, we’ll see him on the red carpet at the Academy Awards.
