Madonna Single again

Madonna’s rep has confirmed that she and husband Guy Ritchie are officially O.V.E.R. Holiday! Celebrate! This is great news for anyone who loves watching Madonna sneak around with a bevy of random, hunky Hollywood men. Alex Rodriquez is just the tip of the iceberg - there are so many hotties out there for Madonna to frolick with! Justin Long, Tony Romo (stolen from Jessica Simpson, obviously), Track Palin - maybe she’ll start banging a French dude and get a whole new accent!

In honor of Madge being all by her lonesome again, we’ve dug up a couple of pics outlining her, uh, growth, over the years. Her facial structure may have changed, but she’s still our material girl underneath. [Photos: GettyImages, WireImage]

Sarah Palin Themed Porn Film

It was only a matter of time of course, but with only twenty-two days until the election, the porn industry gets set to release yet another classic. Rumors have been confirmed of a Sarah Palin-themed hardcore Hustler porno, “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.” The movie stars Lisa Ann as Serra Paylin, who appears to get tangled up in some boner-packed action with her Russian neighbors, her business partner, her professor, and for the girl-on girl-on girl scene, two ladies named Hilly and Condi. At Least 5 sex scenes, including an anal sex scene between Serra’s husband and her intern. God bless America, my friends!

Haha.. Awesome. Enjoy the pictures!

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Britney Confesses: What was I thinking?

Britney Spears has gone on the record about her troubles of the last several years in a new documentary for MTV, focusing on her pop comeback.

I sit there and I look back and I’m like, ‘I’m a smart person.’ Like, ‘What the hell was I thinkin’?’

the singer says in a sneak preview of new documentary tentatively titled “For The Record,” set to air November 30 on MTV.

The 90-minute documentary, airing two days before the release of her new album “Circus,” focuses on Britney’s comeback, but in the clip currently on MTV.com, she opens up about her personal life and loneliness.

Sometimes it can get kind of lonely because you don’t open the gate up that much, you know what I mean?” she asked. “You’re guarded. You have to be that way. So I’m kind of stuck in this place and it’s like how do you deal and just cope and that’s what I do. I just cope with it, every day.

According to MTV.com, “For the Record” features behind the scenes footage and personal stories from Britney herself.

“I recorded the album,” Britney told the cameras. “I’ve recorded a lot of songs and it’s that process where the fun stuff starts to come.

“It never stopped being fun for me,” she added. “I really always liked what I did.”

Hef’s new twin girlfriends

Hugh Hefner’s main bunny Holly Madison confirmed reports that she will be leaving the Playboy Mansion, and it looks like he intends to replace Madison with a set of 19-year-old twins. According to Buzznet, their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon and they are not exactly brainiacs. But then again, I don’t think Hef picked them for their stimulating intellectual conversational gifts:

we are kristina & karissa shannon we are idenical twins we work well together and have worked for winghouse doing advertisement for 3 yrs. and are now working on the centerfold for playboy!!!we are new playmates and are exploding fast we are going to be shooting the girls next door show while doing our centerfold while we are out at the mansion in LA we love modeling,acting, and are very outgoing with great,fun ,and exciting personality’s! we are interested in doing movies,commercial’s, host events exc.We have done commercials and billboards and the cover of the swimsuit calender’s and things for winghouse!

All We can say here is “GO HEF!” and all you haters out there can just stop being jealous and give the man his due respect!

Lohan and Ronson Denied Entrance to Club

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might want to think about bringing their wallets when they head out for the night — and make sure it has their IDs in it. The gal pals were denied entrance to The Snake Pit on LA’s famed Melrose Avenue this week when they couldn’t produce ID at the door, People reports. The doorman turned them away like a couple of average non-celebs. Inside the bar, Kirsten Dunst, who apparently remembered to bring her ID, was spotted having a good time with a group of friends.

Oh Ladies, you may indeed be big, but you’re not THAT big.

Kim Kardashian Adolestent Bikini Pic

In an effort to put to rest all of the accusations and suspicions that she had received breast implants or other plastic surgery, Kim Kardashian posted the following photo of fourteen year old self on her blog stating:

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!

Ok Kim, we all believe you now…..unless you got the implants when you were thirteen!!! I think maybe you need to post pictures from birth onward. Just to be sure. Or maybe just from ten years old on, as according to this statement:

I have had a size C since I was 11 years old!

Whoa, I can just image all those confused 11 year old boys sitting in class trying to concentrate on multiplication.

Well Kim now that your plastic surgery rumors are dispelled, I suppose the next question is: Shaved or Not?  I think we will need a picture for proof in this instance as well.