Rock of Love 2: Bret Michaels Dumps Jessica Kinni, and How Old Is Ambre Lake!?

Bret Michaels sweeps the final four (and the ever-manly Heather) up in a jet headed to Las Vegas. According to Bret, this Sin City getaway is all about finding an “inner spiritual connection” and getting some action along the way. What we have seen these past ten weeks is not a cultured man courting his soul mate — we’ve witnessed a washed-up ’80s rock star who mistakes carnal instinct as something deep and true. Out of the girls, it’s sickeningly obvious no one is there for Bret. As Diary of a Track Bunny pointed out: - Destiney Sue Walker is a porn star turned rock groupie turned actress who wants to ride on the coattails of fame (oh, and she played a waitress in the shiteous Lohan mistake Georgia Rule). - Sweet and innocent Jessica Kinni is a model who appeared in a CMT video. - Daisy De La Hoya models, sings and is the niece of Oscar De La Hoya. - Annoying Ambre Lake is model-actress-broadcaster. You might remember her as the wedding coordinator in Sweet Home Alabama, but chances are you probably don’t. All this evidence points to a group of women trying to gain something more than love (and a possible STD) from reality TV. Don’t they realize that shows such as Rock of Love 2 often ruin chances of a reputable career? Obvs these ladies could care less when they land inside the Hard Rock Hotel. “I want to dance; I wanna party; I wanna get down and dirty with Bret — Sin City, hello!” slurs Daisy. video.vh1.com Destiney realizes that Daisy is more than just a friend — she’s her biggest rival. And now with Kristy Joe long gone, Destiney gonna have to take her trailer-park of an attitude out on someone else. And that someone is most definitely Daisy. Let us observe how their egg-shell thin relationship begins to crack. video.vh1.com Bret takes his first two dates, Jessica and Destiney, golfing. While the girls prepare for the big night out on the green, Heather turns their hair into something you’ve see in a 1980s Aqua Net commercial. “These girls are soo stupid,” Heather boasts, obviously under the impression that she’s totally clever. video.vh1.com While the girls are out with Bret, Heather keeps busy by digging up more dirt on the other two. Daisy tells Heather she’s hooked up with Bret “like 500 times.” She makes the mistake of bragging to Heather that she’s in the lead. “I don’t think any one of you is right for Bret,” Heather says.

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